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November 7th, 2007
07:51 pm - Careless Whispers
Much love to everyone who commented on my last post! So nice to hear from you all. Awww. I've only borrowed Unimag's computer for a bit, so I'll crack on and make a new entry shall I?
Translation Of The Things People Say To You, When They Find Out Your Boyfriend Is Twenty Years Younger Than You:
1) "Enjoy it while it lasts"
Romantic relationships do tend, by their very nature, to have a varied life-expectancy but in your case I'd like to draw special attention to the fact that it may not last because you've landed someone twenty years younger than you and I haven't.
2) "Has he had many girlfriends?"
Wow, your boyfriend is twenty years younger than you? I've never felt more compelled to suggest to someone (through the power of an amazingly subtle remark) that they may be the Hobson's Choice of a socially inadequate, desperate loner.
3) "You'll meet someone else"
It won't last, we've all embarrassed ourselves enough just by you mentioning it. NOW, let's move you on to the next man and never mention this again.
4) "You dirty bitch!"
I'm so shallow I can never imagine a relationship with an age-gap being based on anything but sex. What is sex like anyway? I've forgotten.
5) "Don't take it too seriously"
Romantic relationships do tend, by their very nature, to have a varied life-expectancy but in your case I'd like to draw special attention to the fact that it may not last because you've landed someone twenty years younger than you and I haven't. Bet nobody has hinted that at you before...
6) "I bet you teach him some things..."
Because you have a large age-gap in your relationship I feel totally free to suggest that either your boyfriend is rubbish at sex and needs your help, OR that your are a demented old whore corrupting an innocent lad with your vast array of carnal tricks.
7) "Sugar Mummy!"
I'm so shallow I can never imagine a relationship with an age-gap being based on anything but money.
8) "What do you find to talk about?"
Personally, I have a mental illness that prevents me from communicating with anyone who wasn't born in the same year as me.
9) "Mrs Robinson!"
You're in love? Awww! Let me take this opportunity to compare you to a fictional psychotic old drunk who trapped a younger man into a purely sexual relationship, in a film directed by Simon & Garfunkel!
Why can't people just be nice?
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