Scarlet ([info]scarletdemon) wrote,
@ 2009-04-05 21:06:00
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No Such Thing As "Normal" In This House
We now have a very strong suspicion that Stouffer is actually weeing IN THE TOILET, in our downstairs loo.

His litter tray is next to the toilet and he does always rush in and observe anyone who is "going", plus he tries to wee in his box at the same time (which was giving him cystitis, I'm sure, as there are three of us and one of him).

Anyway, now he seems to have decided that the best way for him to stake his claim to the room (his bed is in there too) is to own the ACTUAL TOILET by weeing in it. Both Brandon AND Unimag have found him perched on the porcelain, on separate occasions, his "bits" over the edge. And Unimag claims to have seen "drips" on the otherwise dry inner part of the bowl (above the water). Hmmm.

God, is it ME, or am I blogging about a cat pissing?


EDIT: It could be worse... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbHS4YJOMc

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Message from God
[info]fionnbharro
2009-04-05 08:21 pm UTC (link)
It *is* you, my child.

And yes, you are blogging about a cat pissing, LOL!

Happy Palm Sunday BTW, kiddo.

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Re: Message from God
[info]scarletdemon
2009-04-05 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Palm Sunday? Oh, so it is. I miss all this stuff now I'm not at school.

Oh and check out the edit I just added. What. The. Fuck?

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[info]currahee
2009-04-05 08:22 pm UTC (link)
No, it's really not just you - you really are blogging about a cat pissing!

Edited at 2009-04-05 08:23 pm UTC

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[info]scarletdemon
2009-04-05 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Look at the vid I just linked in an edit. At least I'm not videoing him shitting!

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[info]currahee
2009-04-05 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh good heavens!

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[info]chickenfeet2003
2009-04-05 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Just be grateful he isn't pissing in your shoes

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[info]scarletdemon
2009-04-05 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, well, I do leave my suede boots in the hall and Unimag thinks they may have been "marked" (I have zero sense of smell). Bloody cat!

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Anthrolavatoriamorphism
[info]judge_death
2009-04-05 08:54 pm UTC (link)
It's a slippery slope. To what, I don't know. Talking about your cat pissing and finding it adorable? Only time will tell.

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[info]kalieris
2009-04-05 09:10 pm UTC (link)
We accept you. One of us. We accept you. One of us.

*snerk*

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[info]kalieris
2009-04-05 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Dammit, should've used this icon.

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[info]sarahsavant
2009-04-05 09:20 pm UTC (link)
One of us. One of us.

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[info]laplor
2009-04-06 12:35 am UTC (link)
It was only a matter of time.

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[info]kalieris
2009-04-06 12:41 am UTC (link)
Yes. Cats are a bit like zombies. Once you let them in the house, your brains are toast. (Or at least, ON toast. Mmmmm. Toast.)

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[info]immemor
2009-04-05 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Q: is a cat that uses the toilet a better gift for the queen than an iPod?

I bet the queen's in the palace right this minute cranking Fuck Tha Police on her iPod.

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[info]patsyrant
2009-04-05 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Actually, you have engendered great and terrible envy amongst those who have tried for years to train their cats to do same. It is apparently possible, even to the extent of teaching the cat to then flush. I once owned a book on cat care that described the training process. Bearing your stunning success with same in mind, I am sending my cat up to you so you can do the same for him. If you could collect him on the 9.30am train, I'd be most grateful.

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[info]kidsis
2009-04-06 02:02 am UTC (link)
Agreed, I would send my cat for toilet training, but it's a long flight for a little kitty plus she tested FeLV+ so she can't be around other cats until she gets a neg test.

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[info]wildcelticrose
2009-04-06 02:01 am UTC (link)

Yes you HAVE turned into a crazy cat lady.

And it is bloody HILARIOUS!!!

BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA

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[info]nuala
2009-04-06 09:16 am UTC (link)
Don't you have a webcam? The rest of the interwebs are just as fascinated by your cat pissing in the toilet as you. No really. Please post Stouffer's very own youtube video - no more linking to someone else's paltry cat. Clearly Stouffer is THE cleverest cat, like, evar. He deserves his 6 seconds of fame. And then you can post it on icanhazcheezeburger. And then when he slips and falls in, you can post it on failblog. And then you get your 6 seconds of fame for owning the cleverest/funniest cat, like, evar. There's more to life than just blogging about your cat pissing on LJ, ya know. ;-)

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[info]epijunkie
2009-04-06 02:43 pm UTC (link)
http://www.citikitty.com/how-it-works.htm
http://www.litterkwitter.com/en/index.php

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