Scarlet ([info]scarletdemon) wrote,
@ 2009-04-06 11:10:00
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Ganked From [info]karnythia Who Is As Appalled As I Am
What in the name of FUCK is this woman THINKING?

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21210578

I've known far too many people like her and I'm tired of being nice. If I met her I would do this:

1) Say "Brush your hair bitch!"

2) Punch her full in the face.

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[info]drjon
2009-04-06 10:19 am UTC (link)
You're just intimidated by her plumage, admit it.

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[info]andrewducker
2009-04-06 10:24 am UTC (link)
It is fantastic.

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[info]telynor
2009-04-06 10:40 am UTC (link)
I admit that when I first saw this photo yesterday I was too bowled over by the awfulness of the dress to pay much attention to the hair. Maybe she figured it would blind people and she wouldn't have to worry about her hairstyle? It's also possible that she knows she doesn't photograph well but couldn't find a model who didn't scream and run away when they saw that thing. ;)

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[info]janewilliams20
2009-04-06 11:10 am UTC (link)
"you will not find anything else like it". Well, that's a relief.

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[info]shove_this_job
2009-04-06 11:55 am UTC (link)
D: 610.00 dollars?!?! I will pay 50 if I get to light it on fire, with her in it.

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[info]kar0na
2009-04-06 05:22 pm UTC (link)
I guarantee you that is how much the yarn cost her. She also has a beautiful blue dress for sale (out of fabric, not yarn) that is only $100.

It's not worth knitting/crocheting anything for sale. Especially if you're going to go and do THAT.

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[info]janewilliams20
2009-04-07 12:06 pm UTC (link)
Yes, for the yarn and the number of hours involved, that's a fair price.

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[info]apostate_96
2009-04-06 12:14 pm UTC (link)
*sigh*

Some people just shouldn't drop acid and have access to yarn.

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[info]heatherp8
2009-04-06 12:44 pm UTC (link)
roflmao

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[info]teddywookie
2009-04-06 12:17 pm UTC (link)
I would punch her too, but really only because she is a hippy and won't fight back.

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[info]emmabovary
2009-04-06 12:20 pm UTC (link)
But it's SO worth the money for the added spirituality enhancement.

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[info]immemor
2009-04-06 12:33 pm UTC (link)
This is what happens when hippies go bourgeois.

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[info]heatherp8
2009-04-06 12:45 pm UTC (link)
WTF?
whoa.
Whatever she's been ingesting must be some powerful sh*t!

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[info]blonde_venus
2009-04-06 12:57 pm UTC (link)
I HATE HIPPIES

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[info]liddle_oldman
2009-04-06 02:34 pm UTC (link)
She's thinking, "Damn, those drugs were powerful!"

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[info]almostwitty
2009-04-06 02:39 pm UTC (link)
The great thing about the Internet is that I can pretend women like her are loons who hide most of the time, and don't try to find men to hook up with on match.com or okcupid. Or, indeed, LJ...

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[info]tammylee
2009-04-06 02:55 pm UTC (link)
Ahhahahha!
That's a truly wonderful jumper dress thing. That is what happens when you don't regulate the yarn industry and don't require licenses for crafting. Good taste laws get broken and civilian casualties spiral out of control.

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I shouldn't have clicked before my morning coffee.
[info]rubberduckgrrl
2009-04-06 03:07 pm UTC (link)

Who knew unicorns could vomit rainbows?

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That's not how it happens.
[info]evergrey
2009-04-06 05:37 pm UTC (link)
(see unicorn)

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[info]damnedhalo
2009-04-06 03:59 pm UTC (link)
Jesus Fucking Christ that's just beyond hideous! Unfortunately I have an aunt that would wear that kind of shite. Oh the shame... :(

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[info]morty_baby
2009-04-06 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Your jealousy is showing and it does not become you, woman. If Joseph can rock the multi-colored garment, why can't she, hmm?

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[info]patsyrant
2009-04-06 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Possibly because there is not as yet an Even Newer Testament...

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[info]sarahsavant
2009-04-06 04:41 pm UTC (link)
That is not ok. Not even a little.

God. I'm horrified.

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[info]marsidotes
2009-04-06 05:06 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't want to wear that thing in the dark, and to imagine someone paying $610 for it. Maybe it comes with magic powers or something???

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[info]evergrey
2009-04-06 05:38 pm UTC (link)
The thing is, I think that piece of rainbow unicorn poo took a lot of time and effort.

The problem is, just because you work hard at something doesn't mean anyone else will want it.

Especially if it looks like unicorn poo.

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[info]cindy_reddeer
2009-04-06 06:18 pm UTC (link)
It could be so much worse:

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[info]cosmicbandit
2009-04-06 10:24 pm UTC (link)
S&M meets furries?

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[info]cindy_reddeer
2009-04-06 10:37 pm UTC (link)
S&M meets grannies doilies is more like it. Knitting fetish 0.o

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[info]patsyrant
2009-04-06 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Ahem. You are actually supposed to pay me royalties when you post my picture on the interweb. Copyright, and all. And can I just say that my ensemble also makes for a truly faboulous set of separates...
My legal team will be in touch....

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[info]cindy_reddeer
2009-04-07 12:27 am UTC (link)
First off , fire your photographer cause that's a really bad picture. Second, good luck with that...perhaps if you had one with your face showing.... or something with a distinguishing birthmark? XD

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[info]patsyrant
2009-04-07 01:46 am UTC (link)
Philistine! It's ALL about the knit!

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And who put your panties in a twist
[info]sesmo
2009-04-06 08:05 pm UTC (link)
She isn't hurting anyone (well, except for a few eyes). It's a perfectly harmless hobby to make hideous things, and then pretend you can sell them somewhere. Pretty much everyone's grandmother made hideous knit or crochet things. Only difference is that now everyone gets to see it, not just the grandkids.

Seriously, why is everyone being so fucking vicious about it? Yes, it's ugly. No, I wouldn't pay $600 for it. I wouldn't pay $10. But that doesn't make her a bitch, or worthy of abuse. If you want to abuse someone, maybe you should save the name calling & threats for people who actually harm you & yours.

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[info]cosmicbandit
2009-04-06 10:24 pm UTC (link)
The 60's called and wants it's vomit back.

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[info]hoiho
2009-04-06 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Its made from a combination of yarns,pure wool,ribbons,eyelash,mohair,sparklies,sequins and handyed rainbow silk,thick lush velvet..its flamboyant,warm and very soft.

Eyelash Eh? What the fuck?

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[info]judith_s
2009-04-07 04:32 am UTC (link)
It's a type of yarn. You too can buy eyelash by the ball.

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[info]patsyrant
2009-04-06 11:42 pm UTC (link)
1. If she refrains from brushing her hair for a sufficient period of time, it just gives her more free wool.

2. Why punch her in the face when it has so evidently happened many times before?

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[info]nuala
2009-04-07 11:29 am UTC (link)
Bwahahahahahahahaha! My goodness, that has got to be one of the loveliest - gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahMY EYES THEY'RE BURNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

Um, actually, I was terrified for a moment that that was my Mother. But she's not savvy enough to know how to post on etsy, thank goodness.

"Sewn with love, Sprinkled with magic and Created to Celebrate You"
Put down the crochet needles, dear. The drugs will wear off soon, and then you'll regret it.

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[info]donkey_hokey
2009-04-11 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Wow... that's the epitome of fluffy-bunny paganism. I didn't realize you could use so many adjectives to describe clothing.

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